Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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