but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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