So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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