smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
3pm strippers are depressing
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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