So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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