As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Your tits are I can't wait for
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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