Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she peed on how many people?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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