Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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