Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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