worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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