He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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