he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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