think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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