so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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