dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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