Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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