Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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