i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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