New invention idea: vibrating tampons
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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