I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he shaved USA in his pubs
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
