i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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