Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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