she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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