That's intense
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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