Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Randomize
