You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
soo... how was my night?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
