ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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