She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize