All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Are we still banned from the library?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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