Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Farmville is her only friend.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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