Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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