And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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