You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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