so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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