O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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