I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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