I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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