It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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