The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Pants are for mortals
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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