my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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