She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I want a musical about memes.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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