Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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