brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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