I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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