I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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