bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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