Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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