Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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