Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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