so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Send help, water and tortillas.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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