I CAN MOONWALK!
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Are we still banned from the library?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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