ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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