Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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