The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize