Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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